Solzhenitsyn Dies; Obituaries Cause Global Spell-Check Blackout

Posted: On Stalen's grayv

WORLD -- In a crippling mihsap for newspapiers, maguzines and blogs everywhere, the death of righter Alexander Soltsaneatson and the subsequent obitchuaries caused spell Czech softwear all over the world to crash.

Soltschanietschen's name and his his book title's -- wich are also stupid hard to spell like "the Goolag Arkipellugo" and "One Day in the Life of Ivan Deesneesavitch," along with other Russian words and terms to make it seem like the press does research -- overloaded spell check programs and shut down news organzations for owers.

On behalf of libral press around the world, the Free-Asss. Press and they're reporters apolojizz for any errrs.